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Business
With Us
Partner with Humpin Hippies — one of the fastest-growing adult wellness brands in the USA. Premium margins, fast shipping, and full retailer support.
Built for Retailer Success
Everything your store needs to sell fast, reorder easy, and maximize profit.
See Your Margins
Real numbers. Real profit. Calculate your return before you order.
Ready-to-Sell Packs
Curated for gas stations, smoke shops, adult stores & convenience stores.
How It Works
More You Order, More You Save
Tiered pricing that grows with your business. No hidden fees.
Shipping & MAP Policy
Orders ship within 24–48 business hours. Free shipping on wholesale orders over $250. Standard ground shipping on all qualifying orders. Express and freight options available for large orders.
All retailers must adhere to our Minimum Advertised Price (MAP) policy. Advertising below MAP will result in account suspension. Current MAP pricing is available in your wholesale account dashboard.
Damaged or defective items will be replaced at no charge. Claims must be submitted within 7 days of receipt. Opened product cannot be returned. Contact your rep to initiate a claim.
Valid resale certificate required. Minimum first order of $150. Must be a licensed retailer. Age-verification policy must be enforced. Wholesale pricing not available to end consumers.
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Join 500+ retailers already profiting with Humpin Hippies. Apply in minutes — approval in 24–48 hours.